{{Title: Back to the Future}}
[[A man and a woman are standing, talking to one another]]
Man: This weekend, my professor friend built a time machine out of a DeLorean and I went back in time! I helped make sure my parents got together and helped my dad to be less of a loser.
Woman: Wow! Do you still have the time machine?
Man: Nah. But I did what I really needed to do.
Woman: Uh huh.
[[Neither says anything]]
Woman: Okay, you remember that my father was in the WTC North Tower, right?
Man: Yeah...why?
Woman: I...nothing.
{{alt text: He's kind of an asshole, when you think about it.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.