[[Two people are standing next to a large pentagram with candles at the points. A figure is hovering above it in a wave of energy.]]
Person 1: Sweet. I summoned myself from a parallel universe.
Person 2: You know, he could vanish at any moment.
Person 2: You should take this chance to make out with yourself.
Person 2: . . . you know, _I_ could vanish at any moment.
{{alt: It's possible. Better to be on the safe side.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.