[[Two guys stand next to each other talking]]
A: I just feel like somewhere out there is the girl for me.
B: Yeah.
A: Someone loving and caring.
B: I know what you mean.
A: A girl whose only mode of transportation is the M.C. Hammer Slide.
B: Yeah.
B: ...Wait, what?
[[A girl hammer slides past]]
[[A sees girl hammer slide and it's love at first sight]]
[[Girl hammer slides over into A's waiting arms]]
{{alt text: Once, long ago, I saw this girl go by. I didn't stop and talk to her, and I've regretted it ever since.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.