Heading: It's probably a good thing that I never get to pick band names.
[[A stage with banner overhead reading: OPENING TONIGHT! HEDGECLIPPER]]
[[On the stage are three guys with a bass, guitar, drum kit and strange haircuts. On the kick drum is a picture of a hedge clipper.]]
Lead Guitarist: Maaan...
{{title text: You can just see his dejection as he realizes he's the lead guitar in 'Hedgeclipper'}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.