[[A stick figure says to another black-hat-wearing figure.]]
Man: I'm a poisson distribution!
Man: Still a poisson distribution.
Hat Guy: What the hell, man. Why do you keep saying that?
Man: Because I'm totally a poisson distribution.
Hat Guy: I'm less than zero.
[[Man is gone; Hat Guy is whistling.]]
{{alt text: Poisson distributions have no value over negative numbers}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.