[[Two people, one sitting behind a executive desk, looking at some paper, and the other one by foot using a hat.]]
Guy behind the desk: I've heard you're one of the best in marketing business, but I've got your portfolio here and looks like you've never run a major campaign. Why should I hire you to head our new initiative?
Guy with a hat: If you don't mind asking, what gave you the idea I was one of the best in the business?
Guy behind the desk: Hm? I don't remember. Just word of mouth or someth-- ...oh, you're good.
Guy with a hat: Thank you. When can I start?
{{title text: There are a lot of books on marketing out there. I wonder if you're safest just buying the most popular one.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.