[[A person is playing a video game, with Hat Guy standing behind him.]]
Person: Man, I suck at this game. Can you give me a few pointers?
Hat Guy: 0x3A28213A 0x6339392C, 0x7363682E.
Person: I hate you.
{{alt: Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret. I found it, and it is that all humans ar--SEGMENTATION FAULT.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.