{{How Electric Skateboards Work}}
[[A person is standing on a skateboard, next to a sign that says "Point A," and pushes a button.]]
<<click>>
[[He skates.]]
<<whirrr>>
[[He stops, with a sign saying "Point B" to his right and a group of chicks (labeled "chicks") to his left.]]
{{alt: Both the skateboards I owned were pretty cheap and broke from heavy use; I'm gonna get a really nice one if I move to the city.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.