[[Guy with black hat is talking to another guy]]
Guy: Dude, you should get on MySpace.
Black Hat: Eh, I don't think so.
Guy: C'mon. There's no real reason not to except snobbiness. It's the new social scene.
Black Hat: I know. I'm just not interested.
Guy: Please? I'll friend you.
Black Hat: Carebearstare.
Guy: What?
[[Black Hat shoots a rainbow colored ray from his chest - the Care Bear Stare. It throws Guy to the edge of the panel, pinned to the wall.]]
{{Title Text: I really shouldn't abuse that power so heavily.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.