First Girl: For our anniversary, my boyfriend took me hiking in the mountains.
Second Girl: My boyfriend proposed to me.
Second Girl: They should call you Mario, 'cause you just got <<1-up'd.>>
{{Title text: Why would anyone ever, ever say that? Please, nobody ever say that.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.