My Hobby: Reverse Euphemisms
[[Two people talking]]
Person 1: Oh, hey, school just let out and it's YMCA night, so I've gotta go take a shit.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: I mean I actually have to drop the kids off at the pool.
{{title text: I'm still waiting for a chance to use 'I have to see a man about a horse'.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.