[[Hat Guy and Random Guy are standing next to each other.]]
Random Guy: There are three words in the English language that end in "gry". "Angry" and "Hungry" are two. What's the third?
Hat Guy: I don't think there is one, unless you cound really obscure words.
Random Guy: Ha! It's "language"! I said there are three words in "the English--"
[[Hat Guy grabs Random Guy's hand with a <<GRAB>>]]
Random Guy: What th-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[[Hat Guy slices off Random Guy's hand with a knife.]]
Hat Guy: Ok, listen carefully.
Random Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[[Random Guy is bleeding profusely.]]
Hat Guy: Communicating badly then acting smug when you're misunderstood is not cleverness.
Random Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hat Guy: I hope we've learned something today.
Random Guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
{{Alt text: The fifth panel also applys to postmodernists.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.