[[A set of lockers. The middle one has a sticker stuck to it proclaiming "Skateboarding is not a crime"]]
When I'm president, skateboarding will still be legal, but display of those stupid stickers will be a felony.
{{alt text: 'Arrest me, I'm a skateboarder' is an even more obnoxious variant.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.