Narrator: I once tried to start the urban legend that George Clinton has a B.A. in mathematics
[[George Clinton indicates equations on a blackboard]]
Narrator: ...but I wanted it to be true so badly that I started believing it myself.
{{Title text: I still wish it were true.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.