Man: If you learned to speak Lojban, your communication would be completely unambiguous and logical.
Man in black hat: Yeah, but it would all be with the kind of people who learn Lojban.
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.