[[Two people are listening to music on a stereo]]
Person 1: I'm telling you, listen right here to the sets of rising notes following the opening section.
Person 2: Uh huh.
[[Person 1 indicates stereo]]
Person 1: And then right here, the transition into the chorus. _This_ is music. This is _art_!
[[Person 1 dances along with the music]]
Stereo: Oh Mickey, you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey! *clap* *clap* Hey Mickey!
Person 2: There's something wrong with you.
{{alt text: Oh, what a pity, can't you understand...}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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