[[Four pie graphs, each colored green and brown]]
Leonardo
[[Almost one-half green]]
Michelangelo
[[More than one-half green]]
Donatello
[[Almost completely green]]
Raphael
[[Roughly half-and-half]]
[[A legend]]
Notoriety as a
[[Brown]] Renaissance artist
[[Green]] Ninja turtle
{{alt text: The henchmen Bebop and Rocksteady have hijacked the musical genres for us just like the Lone Ranger hijacked the William Tell Overture for our parents.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.