Boy: Check it out-- I got a GPS receiver for Christmas! What should we do with it?
Girl: Let's take our latitude & longitdue, put our birthdays after the decimal points, then go to that spot and make out.
[[Boy is in love]]
Narrator: Merry Christmas from XKCD
[[car driving off in to the distance]]
{{Alt Text: If it's over water, and you can't get a boat or revise the rules to preserve the makeout, there is no helping you.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.