{{Headline: Scary Thought #137: The NES came out over two decades ago. Those kids are all grown-ups now.}}
[[Two surgeons are in an operating room, leaning over a patient]]
First Surgeon: He's going into cardiac arrest. Stand by for defibrillation.
Second Surgeon: Wait. First let's try taking out the heart, blowing into the ventricles, and putting it back in.
{{title text: Scary thought #138: Raptors coming down the waterslide behind me.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.