[[A collection of phrases on T-shirts]]
I see dumb people
As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me
I can only please one person per day today is not your day.
You know what your problem is? You're stupid.
Get a clue
Do I look like a people person?
Your village called they want their idiot back
Go away
I hate you all
DIE.
Help.
Maybe if this T-shirt is witty enough, someone will finally love me.
Oh God I'm so alone
{{Alt: It's depressing how many of these are real shirts}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.