[[a graph is drawn, x-axis: "human proximity to cat" from far to near]]
[[a curve labeled intelligence veering downwards]]
[[a curve labeled inanity of statements veering upwards]]
[[a man standing far from a kitten]]
[[a man standing closer to a kitten]]
[[a man standing next to a kitten]]
Man: You're a kitty!
{{alt-text: Yes you are! And you're sitting there! Hi, kitty!}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.