Narrator: Why is chess so hard? Maybe the answers lie within me. Maybe I just need to let go, relax, and let my instincts and subconscious speak.
<<Meditate>>
Narrator's Subconscious: Knight to G-4
Narrator: That's not even a legal move.
Narrator's Subconscious: Okay, hold on. How do the pawns capture, again?
Narrator: Man, Obi-Wan was full of crap.
{{title text: You know that 'sweep the pieces off the board and see it in your mind' thing? Doesn't work.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.