{{title text: Keyboards are Disgusting}}
[[A Man sits at his computer, chatting with some other person.]]
Chat: Wanna see an optical illusion? Hold your keyboard up in front of you and look at the home row.
[[The man holds the keyboard in front of him.]]
Chat: Now cross your eyes a little so the 'g' and 'h' overlap.
Chat: Keeping focus, lift the keyboard over your head.
[[The man lifts the keyboard over his head still looking at the keyboard]]
[[Tiny parts of dust and skin particles fall in the man's face]]
Man: Eww!
Chat: Haha
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.