[[A diagram of a TrackPoint pointer on a keyboard, under which is a continuity line labeled "Tone of Conversation-Formal to Informal." There are four boxes under this line]]
Narrator: How to refer to the pointer thing on laptop keyboards
Very formal: TrackPoint(tm)-style pointer
Formal: Nub
Informal: Nipple mouse
Very informal: Clit mouse
{{title text: I know a lot of people hate these, but I prefer them to touchpads}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.