Salesman: Interested in updating your antivirus software?
Customer: Oh, I wouldn't need any of that.
{{In a spiky speech bubble}}
I RUN LINUX.
<<Flip>>
{{Customer does a backflip onto a motorcycle}}
{{Customer performs a wheelie on the motorcycle}}
{{Customer does a hard, donut turn on the motorcycle, kicking up dirt into the salesman's face}}
{{Customer speeds off on the motorcycle, leaving the salesman in a cloud of black exhaust}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.