When meeting a girlfriend's family, I have to suppress the weirdest thoughts.
[[A boy talking with his girlfriend's parents]]
Boy: Hi!
Mother: Hi! It's so nice to finally meet you!
Boy: I have licked your daughter's nipples.
{{alt text: And now I might never get to again.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.