[[Man sitting at computer second man standing nearby]]
Man at Computer: Wow – Engines can burn vegetable oil.
Standing man: Well, sure. You can burn most any organic matter. Corn, leaves, spices...
Man at Computer: Spices? Really?
Standing man: Sure – Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
Man at Computer: ...
Man at Computer: We are no longer friends.
{{alt text: I have nothing to apologize for.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.