[[Man is standing in a bookstore, looking at a book]]
Man: This book looks interesting. Maybe I'll buy it.
[[The man reads the book; a clock appears above showing the passage of time]]
Man: Oops, I read the whole thing.
Man: I'll just quietly put it back and go.
[[Man walks through a security scanner to exit the bookstore]]
<<BEEP BEEP BEEP>>
Voice from off-frame: Hey! Your brain set off the sensor!
Man: I, uhh...
Voice from off-frame: You have a book in there, don't you!
Man: Crap.
{{title text: You can search it if you want, but you may want to skip the memories of your mom.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.