{{Title: Mildly sleazy uses of Facebook, part 14:}}
{{subheading: Looking up someone's profile before introducing yourself so you know which of your favorite bands to mention}}
Boy: Favorite bands? Hmm...
Boy: Maybe Regina Spektor or the Polyphonic Spree.
Girl: Whoa, those are two of my favorites, too!
Girl: Clearly, we should have sex.
Boy: Okay! My favorite position is the retrograde wheelbarrow.
Girl: [[arms in the air]] Ohmygod, mine too!
{{alt-text: 'Here, I'll put my number in your cell pho -- wait, why is it already here?'}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.