{{Title: Names}}
Man (thinking): I hate it when I don't know someone's name, but it's been long enough that it's too awkward to ask.
[[The scene is revealed to be at the alter getting married by a minister to a woman in a bridal dress.]]
Minister: Do you Rachel, take this man...
Man (thinking): Aha! Rachel!
{{alt-text: I'm always so happy that I successfully navigated the introduction that I completely forget to pay attention to the name the other person told me.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.