{{ Title: The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off: “My code's compiling.” }}
[[Two programmers are sword-fighting on office chairs in a hallway. An unseen manager calls them back to work through an open office door.]]
Manager: Hey! Get back to work!
Programmer 1: Compiling!
Manager: Oh. Carry on.
{{ Alt: ‘Are you stealing those LCDs?’ ‘Yeah, but I'm doing it while my code compiles.’ }}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.