First Guy: So, what do you want to do?
Second Guy: Still no ideas.
First guy: Wait, I think there's a rule about this.
[[First Guy goes to bookshelf and removes a book called "Rules"]]
[[The book of Rules is opened to the following:
RULE social.b.99.1
If friends spend more than 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation.]]
[[First Guy is standing, holding the book. Second Guy is in the process of standing up.]]
First Guy: Huh.
Second Guy: I did not know that rule.
First Guy: Me neither.
Second Guy: I'll go get the Crisco.
{{alt-text: Hey, I don't make the rules. It's in the book.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.