[[A woman holds a sword while a man looks on]]
Text: My hobby: Insisting that real-life objects are photoshopped.
Woman: This sabre is a 19th-century family heirloom.
Man: It looks photoshopped.
Woman: Huh?
Man: Yeah, the reflections are all wrong. Definitely photoshopped.
{{Alt-text: When I look into your eyes, I see JPEG artifacts. I can tell by the pixels that we're wrong for each other.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.