[[Person at desk with Gyroscope]]
Narrator: Despite years of studying physics, I still find gyroscopes a little freaky.
[[Person starts gyroscope with a zzzzip]]
[[Gyroscope spins with a zzzzzz]]
[[Gyroscope lifts into the air]]
Gyroscope: Greetings, Human.
{{title text: We didn't actually land on the moon -- it just looked like we did because of precession. Also, gyroscopes caused 9
11.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.