[[A teacher is talking to a student, sitting at a desk.]]
Teacher: If you don't turn in at least one homework assignment, you'll fail this class.
[[The student holds up his report card.]]
Student: Yeah. But if I can fail this class, the grades on my report card will be in alphabetical order!
{{rollover text: You should start giving out 'E's so I can spell FACADE or DEFACED.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.