[[Text: We had a fight last night.]]
[[A guy is sitting in a sofa, head in both hands, feeling upset.]]
[[Text: I guess she's still mad.]]
[[A girl is standing with arms crossed in front of her chest, with the same mood.]]
[[Text: I woke up to find she'd written a sappy love note]]
[[The guy is standing in front of a computer, with a cup in his hand.]]
[[Text: to my boot sector.]]
[[The cup now lies on the floor, the guy is looking at the computer with disbelief.]]
Computer: Operating system not found
{{title-text: And she put sweet nothings in all my .conf files. It'll take me forever to get X working again.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.