As time passed, Elaine intensified her hacking work, anonymously publishing exploit after exploit.
[[Elaine is sitting under tree, typing on a laptop.]]
To crack open proprietary hardware, she teamed up with one of the top experts in signal processing and data transferring protocols.
[[Elaine, wearing a backpack, is walking up to a door where a woman is greeting her]]
Elaine: Hi, mom.
Mrs. Roberts (Elaine's mom): Hello, dear. Did you have fun?
They were an unstoppable team.
[[Elaine is on the floor with her laptop and Mrs. Roberts is on her computer at a table]]
Elaine: I finished the CSS decryptor.
Mrs. Roberts: Good, dear. I'll send it along to Jon.
And were eventually noticed.
[[Two men in black hats arrive. One holds a briefcase that reads RIAA and the other holds a briefcase which reads MPAA]]
RIAA man: Game's over.
MPAA man: You're coming with us.
[[Elaine stands up]]
Elaine: Oh, are we?
[[Mrs. Roberts is still sitting at her computer, typing]]
Mrs. Roberts: Now now, Elaine -
<<shink>> [[Elaine pulls a knife out]]
<<shing>> <<shing>> [[The two men each pull a katana out of their briefcase.]]
Mrs. Roberts: Don't let them provoke you, dear.
Men: We don't want to hurt you, Ma'am.
Mrs. Roberts: Don't by silly. Record company employees can't just go into houses and slice people up.
RIAA Man: Ah, so you haven't read the DMCA.
MPAA Man: Title IV, Section 408: Authorization of Deadly Force.
[[Voice comes from off-panel]]: Hark!
[[Everyone looks surprised. Mrs. Roberts stands.]]
[[Bearded man enters, bearing two katanas.]]
Bearded man: Cease this affront to freedom, or stand and defend yourselves!
MPAA Man: Stallman!
{{title text: Mrs. Roberts would have gotten up sooner, of course, but she was busy piping find ~ and find ~nomad into xargs shred, just in case.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.