As a project wears on, standards for success slip lower and lower.
0 hours
[[Woman looking at man working on the computer.]]
Man: Okay, I should be able to dual-boot BSD soon.
6 hours
[[Man on the floor fiddling with the open tower in front of him.]]
Man: I'll be happy if I can get the system working like it was when I started.
10 hours
[[Man standing in front of the computer which now has a laptop plugged into the tower.]]
Man: Well the desktop's a lost cause, but I think I can fix the problems the laptop's developed.
24 hours
[[Man and woman swimming in the sea, island and beach seen in the distance.]]
Man: If we're lucky, the sharks will stay away until we reach shallow water.
Woman: If we make it back alive, you're never upgrading anything again.
{{ 40% of OpenBSD installs lead to shark attacks. It's their only standing security issue. }}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.