[[The window of an instant messaging program. A drawing of two people hugging in the text part of the window.]]
[[Man sitting in front of the computer.]]
Man: Meh.
Man: Some nights typing "*hug*" just doesn't cut it.
{{Sometimes an inpulsive 2:00 AM cross-country trip is the only solution.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.