[[Figure on phone]]
Voice: Hey, I just got home from the party
Figure: The one with the IRC folks?
Voice: Yeah.
Figure: How was it?
Voice: Got too drunk. I screwed up, bad.
Figure: What happened?
Voice: There was a girl. No idea who she was. Don't even know her name. I was too drunk to care.
Figure: And what, you slept with her?
Voice: No.
Voice: I signed her public key.
Figure: Shit, man.
{{Alt text: Never bring tequila to a key-signing party.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.