[[The Hat Guy and another guy are standing in a room with one window. Hat Guy is pushing a box with an elliptical dish on top towards the window.]]
<<From outside, through the window: THUMPA THUMPA>>
Guy: The bass from that car is driving me nuts.
Hat Guy: Me too. Give me a hand here.
[[The dish is aimed out the window; the Hat Guy plugs the device into the wall.]]
Guy: I'm afraid to ask.
Hat Guy: The system detects bass rhythms and floods the target with a phase-shifted replica signal.
Hat Guy: The resonance should blow out their speakers.
[[The side of a building. The dish of the device is visible through a window, emitting sound waves.]]
<<THUMPA THUMPA>> <<BLAM>>
[[Back in the room]]
Hat Guy: Speakers down. Now flip that red switch.
[[The guy does so with a "click"]]
[[Back to the outside view, more sound waves]]
<<SHIRLEY SHIRLEY BO BIRLEY BANANA FANNA FO FIRLEY>>
Guy: You're horrifying.
Hat Guy: Okay, now throw the switch labeled "Macarena".
{{title text: And sometimes I use it to retaliate against the guy upstairs with the loud girlfriend and the elliptical dish.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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