Dangers
Indexed by the number of Google results for
"Died in a _____ Accident"
[[A chart is show, on the left hand side is a column "Type of Accident," and on the right hand side is the column "Google Results," each with a bar representing a number]]
Type of Accident: "Skydiving" Google Results: 710
Type of Accident: "Elevator" Google Results: 575
Type of Accident: "Surfing" Google Results: 496
Type of Accident: "Skateboarding" Google Results: 473
Type of Accident: "Camping" Google Results: 166
Type of Accident: "Gardening" Google Results: 100
Type of Accident: "Ice Skating" Google Results: 94
Type of Accident: "Knitting" Google Results: 7
Type of Accident: "Blogging" Google Results: 2
{{alt text: Zero results: 'snake charming' and 'haberdashery'. (Things like 'car' and 'boating' and such are of course the highest, by a huge margin.)}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.