[[A man sits at a computer, hand over the keyboard]]
Computer: Okay, human.
Man: Huh?
Computer: Before you hit 'compile,' listen up.
Computer: You know when you're falling asleep, and you imagine yourself walking or something, and suddenly you misstep, stumble, and jolt awake?
Man: Yeah!
Computer: Well, that's what a segfault feels like. <<Pause>> Double-check your damn pointers, okay?
{{alt text: Checking whether build environment is sane ... build environment is grinning and holding a spatula. Guess not.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.