[[Man in a hallway looking in on a board meeting.]]
I'd tap that ass
To be the new committee chair.
[[Man wearing headphones with a briefcase and a laptop. Another man on a telephone.]]
I'd tap that ass
Without a warrant.
[[Man with his hand on his chin, looking at a tree.]]
I'd tap that ass
And extract delicious maple syrup.
[[Man standing in a blank frame.]]
I'd have sex
With that tree.
{{Alt text: Hey, when you're done draining the syrup, just leave the hole, okay?}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.