Important life lesson: if there's any possibility of sex, do not leave your music library on "shuffle all.
[[A woman lies down in a bed, while someone is beneath the bed sheets with the head between her legs. ON the other side of the room, a computer is turned on and playing music]]
Woman: *GASP* MMMMM_
Computer: GO GO POWER RANGERS
{{title text:I didn't even know I *had* the Monty Python 'Lumberjack' song.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.