[[Two women ice-skating outside]]
Blonde: Wait up!
Brunette (wearing Hat Guy's Hat): Skate faster!
[[Brunette sees cracking ice]]
<<Crack>> <<Crack>>
[[Brunette on chunk of ice broken off]]
<<Crack>> <<Rumble>>
[[Submarine dorsal fin emerging]]
<<Awooga>>
[[Hat Guy (minus hat) coming out of door]]
Hat Guy: Hi.
Hat Guy: That's my hat you're wearing.
Brunette (wearing Hat Guy's Hat): So, you found me after all.
Hat Guy (out of frame): You didn't make it easy.
Hat Guy: You saw through me, all right. But not quite well enough.
Hat Guy: Because if you wanted to stay lost forever, you made one mistake
[[Hat Guy sliding down a sheet of ice]]
Hat Guy: You took my hat.
[[Hat Guy swipes hat off of Brunette]]
[[Hat Guy puts it on his head while sliding]]
Hat Guy: You took my hat.
Hat Guy: I LIKE my hat.
[[Hat guy walking away]]
[[Brunette left standing there]]
{{title text: Oh, and, uh, if the Russian government asks, that submarine was always there.}}
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
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