[[Man and woman standing to one side, looking and pointing at guy in black hat who is facing away.]]
[[Woman sneaks up on Black Hat Guy.]]
[[Close-up of woman with hands raised.]]
Woman: Boo!
[[Black Hat Guy looks shocked, and his hat jumps.]]
[[The hat falls down over his head.]]
[[The hat keeps falling, with only his legs still visible.]]
[[The hat hits the ground.]]
<<FWUMP>>
[[Man and woman look at the hat.]]
[[The hat scurries away.]]
<<SCOOCH SCOOCH SCOOCH>>
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Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.