[[Guy sitting on a chair with his laptop in his lap]]
Laptop: Starting WiFi autoconfig... searching for WiFi... Found no open networks.
Laptop: Found secure net SSID "Lenhart Family"
Laptop: Trying common passwords... Failed. Checking for WEP Vulnerabilities...
Guy: Um.
Laptop: None found.
[[Guy still sitting with laptop in his lap, but hand is on chin. Phone on table across room starts vibrating]]
Laptop: Connecting to Bluetooth phone... Calling local school... Found Lenhart children.
[[Guy furiously typing on his laptop]]
Laptop: Notifying field agents. Children acquired. Calling Lenhart parents. Negotiating for WiFi password...
<<CTRL-C CTRL-C>>
{{Title text: I hear this is an option in the latest Ubuntu release.}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.