Person 1: "The ones you love will never let you down"
Person 2: "Your self-confidence is well placed."
Person 3: "Seek nonviolence in everything you do."
Instead of "In bed", I've found that fortune cookies are often more improved by appending "EXCEPT in bed."
{{Alt-text: "You will have hot, steamy, sweaty sex... IN BED!"}}
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We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.