Guy with hat: <<park>>
Guy with hat: <<knock knock>>
Guy with hat: hi
Train girl: hi
Guy with hat: I give up. you win. I have to know who you are.
Guy with hat: We understand each other. I can't let that slip away.
Train girl: <<beep>>
<<BOOM>>
Guy with hat: What was that?!
Train girl: Remote mines under your car.
Guy with hat: Oh, those? I moved them to your garage before knocking.
Train girl: Touch
Warning: this comic occasionally contains strong language (which may be unsuitable for children), unusual humor (which may be unsuitable for adults), and advanced mathematics (which may be unsuitable for liberal-arts majors).
We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds Jesus. The algorithm killed Jeeves. The algorithm is banned in China. The algorithm is from Jersey. The algorithm constantly finds Jesus. This is not the algorithm. This is close.